So evidently there is this new craze that I've completely missed out on because I'm old and lame. What the hell is Twilight? Evidently it's about vampires and some vampire dude falls for some normal and she gets all close with the vamp world.
I find myself wondering is the normal kills vampires in her spare time...
Evidently this whole thing started out as a book. I've never heard of that either. In fact it was all a mystery to me until I stepped into a mall. I made my way into Hot Topic, a store I usually avoid like the fucking PLAGUE, but I was shopping for a birthday gift. From the moment I walked into this island of lost souls and angry teenagers I was bombarded with Twilight this and Twilight that. In the FYE store, more Twilight. Everywhere is this fucking Twilight. What's the big idea?
I really hope it doesn't outgross Bolt this weekend. Bolt looks Fantastic. Twilight looks like a movie I saw a few years ago. I forgot what it's called but it's about this too. And takes place in some manner of boarding school. Now THAT'S cool. And the kids have a flying car...I think.
It was anarchy. If I remember it I'll say something.
You know what's a cool vampire tale, though?



1 comment:
How'd you miss "Twilight"? Yes, it's slightly Buffy-ish, but the books are pretty good. A group of us will be seeing the movie Friday, when it opens. Grab the book ($6 paperback at Walmart) and try it... either you'll like it (you might), or you'll have more ammunition to rip it to shreds (which will entertain us, your blog-readers). win-win-win
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